Capita Symonds has squeezed everything you need to survive MIPIM into a 1x4in box.

Capita Symonds has thoughtfully produced a MIPIM survival kit for this year’s property knees-up in Cannes.

The kit has been shrunk to fit the teeniest piece of hand luggage and includes soap and mints for freshness at a moment's notice; marmite and PG tips for homesickness; a cocktail umbrella and mini brandy for creating the right mood; and a map and compass to ensure you find your hotel room after a hard night's networking.

The kit is also a neat way of advertising Capita Symonds pool party on March 9th. If anybody can now come up with a survival kit for Interbuild, Building’s product editor would be very grateful. Harder spirits might do as a start.

Capita Symonds' suitcase essentials
Capita Symonds' suitcase essentials
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