Here's a ditty doing the rounds, sent in by a reader, about the travails of an architect (inspired by Gloria Gaynor's I will survive)

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

thinking I could not design

what you had specified

But then I spent too many years

redrawing what you just built wrong

and I grew strong

I learned how to get along

And now you're back

with more floor space

I just walked in to find you here

with that QS look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid plan

I should have made you pay that fee

If I had known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

Oh go now go , delete that door

move the wall around now

you don't wanna pay for it anymore

Were you the one who tried to

break me with your RFIs

you think I'd crumble

you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no not I, I will survive...

The author has requested to remain anonymous