Like that song by, ironically, The Chemical Brothers...

You couldn't start a bad joke better than this: "Two blokes go up in a cherry picker to remove some asbestos, but they've got no harness, the wrong ppe, and the wrong masks. They get to the top, but they still can't quite reach, so one of them stands on the midrail of the safety cage..."


Sent in by Mike Huggett.