If the ladder's too short, just stand it on your van! Or so 'reasoned' these chaps at a tanning salon in Banbury recently

"Deeper, darker, longer," reads the van. Dafter, deadlier and totally illegal would be more like it. And as for "lay-down units", that's exactly where these two could end up shortly – at the local hospital. Thanks to Mark Treadwell for this image.

Men on ladder on van