Thanks to Peter Hunt of Technal Architectural Aluminium Systems for the picture on the top right, accompanied by the eternal question: “How many men does it take to fill a flower bed?”

Thanks, too, to Nick Forester of the Access Group for the stark example of man’s inhumanity to nature, particularly in the west London area.

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